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Patrick Star or Patrick Tan?

you know that show Spongebob Squarepants?
it's everybody's favorite. my favorite. But I've never really loved Patrick Star. He is funny I should say. Nickelodeon quotes him as the Pink Menace.

patrick tan. He is kind of a menace to me too at some times. ahahaha. In a sadomasochist kind of way. kidding. basta yun.

Tan is sweet but not expressive in public.
Star is sweet in an innocent kind of way. Remember how he and Spongebob would always annoy Squidward? But Squidward's too grouchy to even appreciate them

just like Star, I wish Tan would also strive to be better.
remember how Star wanted to be like Spongebob because he adored him for having lots of trophies and awards. He literally mimic Spongebob. It was kind of stupid, don't you think? But at least he tried.

I wish Tan would be dumb. as dumb as Star that everything I say, he believes. everything I want him to do, he would do it. But Tan's too tough. If Tan was as dumb as Star, I would never do him wrong. I would never tell him stupid, unreasonable, unbelievable and wrong things or let him do stupidity. I would guide him. He'd be smarter because I'm the one he's with. He would stay pink. But he would still be funny to Spongebob's viewers. see? funny and smart. haha. And he'd still be pink. Just the way I like it. :]